Sunday, January 1, 2017

Vascular Stalker, Poprockazoid, Other Worldly Lard Ass, Snareoid and Hornettes

Vascular Stalker

Size: 12 feet tall
Number: 1
Movement: 50 feet per Na-nuta
Disposition: Looking for pure organs
Heat vision: Yes and can sense a heart most pure like a compass up to 10 miles.
Surprise: +2
CHP: 12d12 (2d12)
Muscle Power: 12 + 1d12 (Ave 19) (+1)
Cerebral Energy: 6 + 3d6  (Ave 16)
Nimbality: 2d6 (Ave 7)
Armor: Fat: +1
Blind Panic: 60%

Description: No one knows what foul temple laboratory these things spawn from. These creatures are mystically drawn to beings of pure heart and live only to rip them from their living host and feast upon them. Each mouthful adds the bonuses listed in parentheses, above. Vascular Stalkers are clever hunters, they will follow their victims for months or even years at a time.

x2 leg scythes: inflicts 2d8 PHP +MPB each.

x2 tubular suckers: range of 25 feet can suck objects as large as a gargo-goat or rip off 2d6 PHP section of flesh. When attacking a creature with a pure heart, tubular suckers inflict double damage.

x1 bite: victim must be within 10 feet, inflicts 4d6 PHP loss.

These creatures have the abilities of a 1d4th grid sneak.

Live Action Rule: Upon meeting this creepie, each player secretly writes down which among their group is most foul. The Crypt Lord collects the votes and the Vascular Stalker will ignore the winning persona during combat. (Note, the results are kept secret).


Size: 1-2 feet tall
Number: 1, 1d6, 3d6
Movement: 0
Disposition: Restful and/or alert (I'm watching you miss Robinson...)
Heat vision: Yes
Surprise: +12
CHP: 1d6
Muscle Power: 1d6
Cerebral Energy: 1d4
Nimbality: 1d4
Armor: Rock shell, +2
Blind Panic: 10%

Description: These creatures typically are found in rock piles within underground caves. Anytime a warm creature gets within 10 feet of one of these they instantly pop open revealing a large watchful eye that emits a soft yellowish beam of light. The beam is 30 feet long and 10 feet wide. The eye is connected to a leathery stalk and will only go back to sleep once there is no warmth or motion within 30 feet for 3 Deca-nutas.


Live Action Rule: It is said, if you stare into the eye of a Poprockazoid long enough, you can see what they have seen. To simulate have a staring contest with the Crypt Lord. If you win, he/she/it must tell you something useful that the Poprockazoid has seen. If you have a permanent yellow spot in your vision for the rest of the PEOG that has a -10%/-2 effect on any action using your eyes.

Other Worldly Lard Ass

Size: 8 foot cube
Number: 1
Movement: 60 feet per Na-nuta and spiritual manifestation
Disposition: “Yawn”
Heat vision: Yes
Surprise: +6
CHP: 1d6
Muscle Power: n/a
Cerebral Energy: 2d10 (10)
Nimbality: 12 + 1d12 (19)
Armor: Slack +8
Blind Panic: 80%

Description: Spiritual beings of pure slack, they are drawn to this dimension during periods of great activity to restore balance. There is a 1% chance during any stressful or vigorous activity (such as a pitched battle) that one of these spiritual beings will appear to restore balance. 

These creatures may never be harmed on purpose. The only things that affect them must be accidental.

When this being appears, all creatures within the area (usually 100 foot radius, or as defined by the Crypt Lord) must make successful blind panic rolls each Na-nuta or fall asleep. The OWLA will remain for 1 + 1d4 Na-nutas or until all the creatures in the area are asleep. Sleep lasts 1d7 days and restores all lost PHP.

Live Action Rule: Any player who can keep their head down for 5 minutes and not be bothered or make any sounds will appease the Other Worldly Lard Ass and it will be satisfied and leave immediately.


Size: 4 feet fern with 2d20 foot long snare vines
Number: 1, or clump of 2d6
Movement: 0
Disposition: Devious
Heat vision: No
Surprise: +15
CHP: 1d6
Muscle Power: Vines have 2d10 (11)
Cerebral Energy: 1d4
Nimbality: 1d4
Armor: Thorns +1
Blind Panic: 15%

Description: Thorny ferns with long vines that snake around the ground waiting for the unwary. Sure, they love little meaty tidbits. Shoes...blehhh! Note, some beings have been able to train these plants as guardians and spray various toxins on their thorns….

x1, or 2, or 3 snare attacks: If a persona is surprised, the snare grabs around a leg (or other support appendage) and reels the victim 1d20 feet towards the main body of the plant which is covered in thorns that inflict 1d8 PHP loss per Na-nuta.

Live Action Rule: Anyone caught touching a non-worn, non-furniture plant is instantly grabbed by a snare from the nearest Snareoid and attacked.


Size: 30 foot fadial mass
Number: Thousands
Movement: 100 feet per Na-nuta
Disposition: Perturbed
Heat vision: No
Surprise: 0
CHP: Special
Muscle Power: n/a
Cerebral Energy: 2d8 (9)
Nimbality: n/a
Armor: n/a
Blind Panic: 25%

Description: Hgp sized winged insectoids that live in mud nests. If the nest is disturbed, they will form a defensive swarm to drive away intruders.

Anyone in the 30 foot radial footprint is affected by the maddening tooting of the thousands of insect tongues. All individuals must make a successful insanity factor check each Na-nuta. Failure means they must stop the dreadful sound. This means doing everything in their power, up to ripping their ears off to make it stop. Once affected, the sound never stops, it lives inside the head of the victim until the swarm peacefully retreats back into the nest.

Live Action Rule: Anyone who can spot a live insect can make an insanity factor check to throw off the effects of the Hornettes. This can also be passed to another player.

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