Monday, March 2, 2015

Gary Con Presents: The Towering Inferno of Death!

So...are you pithy?

Is that a pick up line, or what?  The dreaded day(s) fast approach.  This teaser is meant to entice you to sign up and play Crypts-N-Creepies, a FRP that no one has heard of.  It's Ok, my feeling isn't hurt.  Unfortunately, It is not an "all girls" event (what's up with that?) but I welcome boys, gals, and everything in between.  I dare you to unleash your inner girl, or boy or whatever.  The event is designed for all types of players, from the most advanced to the freshly minted. Your doom:

Here be the Inferno Rhyme:
(as related by the one legged barbarian)
Way worse than Chernobyl be the Towering Inferno
Suck up yer last breath and welcome death
Discover the twisted spire in a pit of fyre!
Journey forthwith, if only you have (burp) pith!
Arr say I!  Charred you will become like a caviar filled czar!

Get your asbestos shirty and greet the Monks of Murkey
Unless your an aviator you'll need the skillet elevator
Down into the slag pit there be swag.....
But heed this disclamer, watch for flamers!

Next you'll find a gimmick that's lectric
then fiery twins, guess their names to quench their flame
Next, these warriors are part of Her Majesty's few, place them in the right queue
I do swore...goodies galore....I shall say no more!

Almost at the endy is EmBeeArrEm, there is almost no defendy
To win the final score grasp the football of Gor!
To find it after the fight....(burp) well...choose right!
Look to the bright side, if you live, you live, or not and be fried!

Here be the 8 Crypt Openers that will be available for play.  First come first serve.  Anyone who signs up should (read as won't) read/become familiar with the rules (under SWAG).  Or not.  Whatever.  If you have any your local Basement Leader.

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