This adventure has it all! Underground rivers! Fungus! Crazy old men! Storage units! Creeps that explode into ichor! Mystic runes! Ancient spurious history! Rotten food! Swag! Creeps devoid of hair! All you need is 4-12 hours to waste playing it! Certainly better than the 30+ hours I spent writing it. Enjoy! WARNING! If your a Crypt Opener and are (or intend to) play this adventure, DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK, you swine!